What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.