What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!