What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.