How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How Many Feminist does it take to Screw SRSer ?

None, Even Feminist have standarts

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

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Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.