What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

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H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

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