What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

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What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.