Art Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What's a statistician's favorite form of art?

Data-ism

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

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English Jokes More English Jokes

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

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What did the short boy bring to high school?

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What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

Apologise Jokes More Apologise Jokes

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo