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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A well educated Barista
Art.
Acting
It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.
Easel-y
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A large pizza can feed a family of 4
The arts student gets a mark for it.
Art
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I love you with all my art!"
A: A hobby horse.
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
art
Post-Imprussianist.
He calls it a work of art.
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
A cup of yogurt.
Pneumonia Lisa
A plaque.
Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".
A tooter
Data-ism
People tell you."
Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.
Mine!
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Lost
Zoolander
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW
Judo
Moo-thai.
She had little to no coverage.
Crackers always leave crumbs.
They really get it's rocks off
leaves Earth*
