What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

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What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.