What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

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What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.