Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

czech-e-cheese

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.