What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

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What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.