Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.