What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

Kim Jong Un Jokes More Kim Jong Un Jokes

Why is Kim Jong-un so hungry?

Because hes got no Sole!

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself