What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.