What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Kim Jong Un Jokes More Kim Jong Un Jokes

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Why is Kim Jong-un so hungry?

Because hes got no Sole!

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.