What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

Why does Kim Jong Un love books?

Because he is the Supreme Reader.

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.