What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Pitbull Jokes More Pitbull Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232