What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

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What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

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Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Fixed* deleted

What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA