How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.