Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...