Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."