Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine?

OK!

Whats long, brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.