Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

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What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

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Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.