What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.