What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

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What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)