What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs?

Because they can sheik it.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*