How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.