How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.