What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light