What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.