Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

Meteor Jokes More Meteor Jokes

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!