How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.