Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What the band's name?

me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!