Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

What the band's name?

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