Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.