Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
He responds, "One note at a time."
Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.
Down's in the dumps
None
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
A: Tear gas.
I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.
You will get burned, you idiot.
Because he never spills the beans :-)
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
He wanted to work overtime.