What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

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What's the opposite of ennui?

Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.