What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

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What's the opposite of Kathmandu?

Dogwomandon't.

What's the opposite of Tim Walken?

Tim Daly.

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What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle