Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.