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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.