What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.