Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
Wrinkly.
The white ones are usually pretty pointless
Bayesian.
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
His loving knife.
Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
May the forth be with you"
She's only attracted to colored guys.
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
I dunno. Ask the kids.
I dunno, ask the Kids.