Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
an elephant with diarrhea
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
A: Maryland and Misury
Der.
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
Mount Restmore.
Because they always take things literally
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
Because of the lutte
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Because we turn them on. / /
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