Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.