Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.