What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

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What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."