Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

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How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy) .

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters