What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters?

Because they're dead.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Real Reason Jokes More Real Reason Jokes

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Hillary Email Jokes More Hillary Email Jokes

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails