What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

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Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?

Elephantoms !

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

Real Reason Jokes More Real Reason Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

Hillary Email Jokes More Hillary Email Jokes

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails