What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

What did you make of the new English teacher?

Burgers ma'am."