Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.