Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...