Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

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Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...