What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!