What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

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How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.