How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.