What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.