How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.