How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.