What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

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What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.

What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!