What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

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What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.