What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.