What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

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What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.