What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Previous Random Joke Next

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.