What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix