How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.