How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.