How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.