What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny