What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.