The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."
Shiver me timbers!
Arrrrrrrgo
Put a steering wheel in front of them
The steering wheel...
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"