What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"