What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!