What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.