What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".