They both exaggerate the length.
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They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
A foot long
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
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Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
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A Subway full of live ones.
Subway
Extra virgin oil
the tiny little buns
It was obvious he was kidding.
For a $5 footlong.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Get off at the next stop!
A metro-gnome
a sub-woofer!!!
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Subway: East flesh!
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
Sub humans.
Even art majors deserve recognition
A pedometer
Missile Toe!
He thought they had delivery service.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".
I reply "Taxes."
It is when the blind try to read your face
Tell them its almost over
flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good
You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
Cause 69's a mouthful!
She had a 19" rack.
There's 19 of them
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19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/
19 Kids and Counting
It takes guts.
A: Because it had no guts.
